cybertutu:

wtf is this????? maybe i’m not human???

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"what do you mean you don’t know your wifi password?"
me to someone who doesn’t know their wifi password (via zackisontumblr)
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jessicaannjames:

what doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had

bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

davnnh:

inbox:

please don’t say “we need to talk” because I will have a panic attack right in front of your eyes

LOL thats what i did sorry sash 

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

suffocateing:

*walks out of exam*

well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay

realitytvgifs:

accurate scientific research

thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those