plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner
Never be jealous when you see someone with your ex because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.
i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant that I threw everything that was visible into somewhere that wasn’t visible
Imagine being given a list of all the people who made you into the person you are today. And next to their name you could see the exact personality trait you got because of them.
”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye
repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
i was confident for like 2 minutes one time