wtf is this????? maybe i’m not human???
what doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had
i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
please don’t say “we need to talk” because I will have a panic attack right in front of your eyes
LOL thats what i did sorry sash
my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”
if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.
*walks out of exam*
well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay
have no regrets
except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those